For those who can't read Boz's handwriting here's what it said:
THE RULES OF THE ROAD
1. You only get a lift where there are cars. 2. Each spot has its own karma. 3. Hitch at the bottom of a hill, that way you look smaller.* 4. Stand under a lamp post when hitching in the dark. 5. Respect men with rubber stamps. 6. Be patient, be flexible, be friendly, be clean. 7. Go with your instincts. 8. Remember, the road doesn’t lead from A to B but A to Z. 9. A lift in the wrong direction is better than no lift at all. 10. Pray. Sometimes you are very close to God.
*Turn towards the oncoming traffic – it’s your face drivers want to see, not your arse. Unless you’re a chick.
And a couple of my own 1. Don’t try out your jokes on immigration officers. 2. Don’t get arrested for looking like a freak.
